jensenacklesruinedmylife: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less...
knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
"Why do LBGT people get special treatment?" →
zubat: “Why do LBGT people get special treatment? Society is more accepting of LBGT people every day. How come they receive special treatment and I don’t? They don’t need it. They don’t go through much. They’re pretty much equal to me.” — a straight white male November 17, 2011 — Cassidy Nathan Vickers, a 32-year-old black transgender woman, died from a fatal gunshot wound to the chest in...
itsvondell: xbox one charging a fee if it thinks your friends are annoying-looking
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
SWAG OUT THE ASS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: badlittleboyy:... →
badlittleboyy: blardenfrazifonochip: quidditchcapricious: WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN FUCKING HIPSTER POSTS ANYWAY WHAT’S SO BAD ABOUT PICTURES OF NEBULAS AND SPACE??? CAN’T WE JUST ALL APPRECIATE THOSE THINGS IN OUR OWN WAY AND NOT FUCKING RUIN ANYTHING OMG We’re not…
bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
bonesthatrattle: passing afternoon;: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading… kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work are you fucking kidding me. no. no you sit the fuck down. LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically...
instead of going to church i just rewatch dany’s scenes and i feel blessed for the rest of the day #religion: daenerys targaryen
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
vardaesque: vardaesque: MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
penguinhumor: “Did you finish your homework?”
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
thatfunnyblog: this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
shoulderblades: pre10tious: i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now. ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator
nosdrinker: nosdrinker: nosdrinker: what if everyone on earth had a boner at the same time everyone even women and babies