February 2012
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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The Honest Truth About Food
Me: Wow, good choice of food today!
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: That looks really delicious, did your mom make that?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: What is that made of?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: What are your ordering from the menu?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Do you have any food?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Did you eat already?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
Me: Oh, you went to eat last night? Do you have leftovers in your fridge?
What I really mean: Can I have a bite
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i just queued a post that will be posted on this day 600 years from now
so on february 18th 2612 the world will be in for a surprise
daisyfairy:
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
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SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS, SHE'S A...
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tiffanyfocks:
i need to stop assuming that everyone’s gay
mrsstamos:
fat people ordering diet coke is so funny who do you think youre fooling
fxckd:
feeling as unwanted as the stocks app on iphones
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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chanfors:
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
gardenofmadness:
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person: age is only a number
me: jail is only a room
parents: why did you-
me: because yolo
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent:
parisheroinstars:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
But sometimes I’m so fucking paranoid and scared that mind-readers exist. Like, in the middle of a dirty thought I look around just to check if anyone is chuckling at me or making weird eyes…